Careless Lyrics - Barenaked Ladies

I guess I lied to you when I told you I like baseball 

It's not so much the game I like, it's the hats 

Ed, do you see this black band 'round my neck? (oohh yeah) 

It's not just fashion (oh really? ) 

Hartz made it to protect me from ticks, fleas, and gnats 

I couldn't care less, what's in a chocolate mousse? 

I couldn't care less, what are the five fruits in five-alive juice? 

I couldn't care less, how old are ernie and bert? 

I couldn't care less, where does barney rubble work? 

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Well shaggy said to velma, "hey now, velma, how ya doin'? " 

And velma said, "geesh, shag, I'm just fine." 

And daphne said to fred, "hey let's get drunk down in the forest." 

And all night fred was yackin' up red wine 

I couldn't care less, why was fonzie cool? 

I couldn't care less, are the sweat hogs still in school? 

I couldn't care less, how do they fill the caramel bar? 

I couldn't care less, if my car says the door is ajar? 

Well I wish I had a nickname like crusher, snake, or kenneth 

'cause guys with nicknames always get the gals 

When I grow up I'll name my children alice, albert, and alfred (really cool names) 

I'll call them for supper like this: "dinner's ready, als!" 

I couldn't care less, what morton downey says? 

I couldn't care less, what's on the head of my pez? 

I couldn't care less, do zoodles need a trained zookeeper? 

I couldn't care less, why's the super big gulp cheaper? 

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I couldn't care less, what's in a chocolate mousse? (ground-up antlers) 

I couldn't care less, what are the five fruits in five-alive juice? 

(apples, cheese, broccoli...) 

I couldn't care less, how old are ernie and bert? (they're like four or something.) 

I couldn't care less, where does barney rubble work? (nobody knows!) 

I couldn't care less, why was fonzie cool? 

I couldn't care less, are the sweat hogs still in school?