Why Do I Need A Job Lyrics - Singles - Bare Jr.

So why do I need a job 

Why do I need a job 

Feel so free, I got nowhere to be 

Oh, why so I need a job 

I once worked for an old bastard 

Who always pushed me to work faster 

He made fun of me 'cause my hair was green 

He tried to stick his hands into my jeans 

My girlfriend is a stripper in Abilene 

She likes me to stay home and watch TV 

She pays for my food, she likes to be rude 

She undresses her friends for me 

So why do I need a job 

Why do I need a job 

It's so cool, I've nothing to do 

Oh, why so I need a job 

I dont have a clue what I wanna do 

Maybe I could invent something cool 

Or I could do time for committing a crime 

Then sue for a million or two 

I traded my car for a van 

Filled it with gas, guitars and this band 

They pay us with beer, we stole all this gear 

So why dont y'all give us a hand 

Oh, why do I need a job 

Why do I need a job 

The hours are great, I'm never late 

So why so I need a job 

Why do I need a job 

Why do I need a job 

We praise you loud, there's never a crowd 

Oh, why so I need a job