Blind Date Lyrics - Barbra Streisand

Fanny & chorus 

Smooth the sofa, plump the pillows 

Dump the ashtrays, oh this dress 

Look at me I am shaking all over, 

Shaking all over 

I'm a mess 

Waiting wondering what I'll be thinking 

When he comes walking through that door 

What'll come walking through that door 

A man I never saw in my life before 

Oh, 

I am so nervous 

I got a blind date waiting to call on me (any minute now) 

I got a blind date what am I gonna see (any minute now) 

Right over there's the doorway, he will be walking through 

Will he be six foot eight or maybe four foot two (it could happen) 

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I got a blind date waiting to come around (any minute now) 

Oy but I'm nervous listen to my heart pound 

Why do I need this headache, single is not a crime 

I got a blind date 

An with my luck he'll be on time 

I got a girlfriend shirley, who says why not (she's an idiot) 

This guy is a friend from a friend of a friend she got (hello, how do you do 

What an idiot) 

One thing I know is shirley ain't sitting on no shelf 

If he was such a vow she'd keep him for herself (it's only natural) 

She says she is he's nice and he deals in stocks (sounds good, but she's an 

Idiot) 

I'll bet a buck he looks like month-old lox (also and idiot) 

What do I need from shirley her and her fifty cup 

I got a blind date and I'm praying he stands me up 

Wait wait, what am I praying he stands me up, I'll stand him up. I smell a rat 

Anyway. umm. I'm gonna hide under the bed, he'll never see me, he'll walk in and look 

Around, I wouldn't be there, he'll go away and that's the end of that. 

Perrfect! 

Now you keep quiet, not a word you hear 

You didn't see a thing 

Oeps there he is! 

Now quiet everybody sssh quiet! 

Blind date: rosalie?! 

Rosalie: oi, oi, oi 

Blind date: rosalie?! that's odd she doesn't seem to be here 

Rosalie: smart, smart! 

Blind date: I've been stood up, it's news 

Rosalie: well it's better than put down 

Blind date: this has never happened before 

Rosalie: what and ego! 

Blind date: rosalie?! 

Rosalie: sh, sh, sh! 

Rosalie: it worked, it worked! 

He never saw me. boy am I lucky I didn't see him neither, 

But I can just imagine what a lox that one was. 

Rosalie: I got it right her shirley was playing tricks 

Voice: no, no, that's wrong, you got it wrong 

Rosalie: wait, wait, what that's not right? 

Voice: no, he was gorgeous he looked like rudolph 

Rosalie: rudolph who? 

Voice: rudolph valentino 

Rosalie: get away 

Voice: yeah, the sheik from arabia 

Rosalie: not the phantom from the opera? 

Voice: uh, uh 

Rosalie: the sheik from where? 

Voice: the sheik from arabia 

Rosalie: get away 

Voice: that's right 

Rosalie: wait a minute is this person kidding me around here? 

Voice: no, no absolutely 

Rosalie: get away 

Rosalie: well that's what happened I let him get away 

What do I'll do now maybe become a nun (that's impossible) 

I'm calling shirley maybe she'll bring a gun 

Please shirley, even if he's lon chaney fat, bald or short or tall 

Having a blind date is better than having 

No date, at no time with no one at all. 

Wait a minute maybe I spoke too soon 

Shirley get me out of here! 

Oh this one is cute.