The Unfunny Lyrics - Badlees

Just be clever for clever's sake 

Starin' at the ceiling into shadow fakes 

The circle-smokes in the ladies room only 

Got you as far as the roles assumed 

A glimpse of the perfect crime 

Is just a reverie away 

Whaddaya say we hang there a while 

For expediency's sake? 

And fantasize 

The great demise of the unfunny 

Cut and dry 

We'll bid goodbye to the unfunny 

Their personality inspires 

Like a five pound bag of fertilizer 

Like living in a house with fifteen cats 

You're unaware of the stench when a line goes flat 

A glimpse of the perfect crime 

Is just a reverie away 

Whaddaya say we hang there a while 

For expediency's sake? 

And fantasize 

The great demise of the unfunny 

Set 'em up 

We'll drink a cup to the unfunny