Sammy The Dog Has Learned To Play Trombone Lyrics - Bad Examples

The newspapers wrote him up, now his name's on everybody's lips 

Mrs. culpepper's dog's a big band enthusiast 

He's a pedigree with a minor key 

He's a canine with a c sharp nine 

Sammy the dog has learned to play trombone 

He starts blowing at midnight, wakes up the whole neighborhood 

He's worse than a cat fight, but no one minds 'cause he sounds so good 

He won't fetch a stick or lick your hand 

He loves spike jones and dixieland 

Sammy the dog has learned to play trombone 

Call the national enquirer... they'll pay cash for an interview 

Call up johnny carson... oprah winfrey just won't do 

In l.a. and london, the critics are all falling down 

The next great pop superstar's a two foot tall basset hound 

He's a drop out from pet school 

Now he's top dog where the cats are cool 

Sammy the dog has learned to play trombone 

He's got a wirehair terrier meets him at the backstage door 

He loves champagne and heroin...it's not a dog's life anymore 

He's on the cover of rolling stone 

He's got movie offers on the phone 

Sammy the dog has learned to play trombone