Cockblocker Blues Lyrics - Backyard Babies

When I dance I'm tailed by a dog called Ego 

And you don't move at all 

When I talk you bark with a pitch black halo 

Damn, you're gonna hit the wall 

The cockblocker blues 

Did I piss you off, did I do the johnny? 

Did I make you dark blue? 

Did you pee your pants when I playboyed your bunny? 

Damn, no I don't pay-per-view 

The cockblocker blues 

Got a pirates heart I ain't no sunday sailor 

You got nothin on me 

I'm 24 carat gold and you're the rusty anchor 

Damn, it ain't no charity, I got no sympathy 

The cockblocker blues 

She's got it 

He's got it 

I know I've go it 

We all got it 

The cockblocker blues