My Mom's On Facebook Lyrics - Singles - Back Of The Class

You used to be a special place 

for all my college friends. 

A sanctuary in cyberspace, 

but every love story ends. 

(Facebooooook.....) 

Why'd you have to go and lose 

your exclusivity? 

Now all my nightmares have come true... 

my mom just friended me! 

Since she joined she spends all her time 

checking my news feed. 

My interests are no longer 

bubble butts and sticky weed. 

She whacked my ass on Mafia Wars 

and Flixtered "You've Got Mail." 

She washed the colors with the whites 

and posted "laundry fail" ('cause now)... 

CHORUS 

My mom's on Facebook. 

She found a new way to nag me. 

My mom's on Facebook. 

Comments whenever friends tag me. 

My mom's on Facebook. 

She only got it to stalk me. 

My mom's on Facebook. 

My childhood photos cock-block me. 

My wall is not for e-mail, mom, 

you'll never get it right. 

And gifting me some sexy lips 

don't mean a kiss goodnight. 

She keeps on adding all my friends, 

they just think she's a joke... 

except for Steve who says that she's 

a mom he'd like to poke. (She's a M.I.L.P.!) 

Mama read my 25 Things 

and each and every note. 

Now she knows I lost a bet 

and had to wax my scrote. 

Suggests new pages every day 

from "hugs" to "Will and Grace." 

It's getting to the point I'll have to 

switch back to MySpace. (But not really!) 

Wrote in my status, 

"boss is keeping me at work." 

Mom responded, "now I see 

why you told me he's a jerk." 

My boss saw it and fired me 

and mom's the reason why. 

Now I'm starving and I'm lonely 

and I'm probably gonna die... (because) 

CHORUS 

My mom's on Facebook. 

Now I've gotta watch every word. 

My mom's on Facebook. 

Oooh, goddamn you, Mark Zuckerburg. 

My mom's on Facebook. 

Posted a public reminder... 

My mom's on Facebook. 

...that I came out her vagina! 

My mom's on Facebook. 

Invited me to my cousin's communion. 

My mom's on Facebook. 

It's like a family reunion. 

My mom's on Facebook. 

I'm trying not to be bitter... 

My mom's on Facebook. 

...but she just found me on Twitter! 

My mom, your mom, his mom, Steve's mom... all moms! 

They're all on Facebook.