Resort Girls Lyrics - Australian Crawl

Holiday resorts are really quite amusin 

If ya don't watch 

out you can really take a bruisin 

Lots of pretty girls in very scant bikinis 

With rum, boyfriends too busy with their surf skis 

Let me tell ya bout a few in particular 

A latin lover who was good at her arithmatica 

Secretarial work 9 to 5 pay 

Just to get her once a year holiday 

She wants to know 

If he's ever gonna take her home, Yeh 

He just want to know, if he's ever gonna take her home 

(is he ever gonna take her home) 

Louise was a middle age chemist's wife 

Fond of young boys and of the gay life 

Reported missin after a day cruise 

A torch light found her examinin the boat boys cruises 

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