Newly Weds In The Morning Lyrics - Australian Crawl

I stood at the door of a country motel 

A young entering married hell 

A Toyota truck is a young marrieds dream 

With "Just married" written in shaving cream 

And at the reception the uncles were kind 

They drank far too much and they were out of their minds 

A happier pair you'd be hard pressed to find 

Newly weds in the morning 

I winked at the bridegroom 

"Hey how was the bride?" 

"She teased and she pleased and she let me inside" 

I winked at the bride said "Hey how was the groom?" 

"He pawed and he snored and he left me no room" 

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He was the husband and she was the wife 

Off the Noumea the time of their life 

Back home to boredom and marital strife 

Newly weds in the morning 

Early nect morning he's cleaning the truck 

She picked up the flowers down on her luck 

He's cleaning the truck as I stood in the lane 

Watching the shaving cream wash down the drain 

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One more institution one more lucky pair 

One more pack of lies for those who will dare 

I could be worried but I just don't care 

Newly weds in the morning