If You Own The Washington Redskins You're A Cock Lyrics - Atom And His Package

If You Own the Washington Redskins You're a Cock Lyrics 

I like sports 

There are some things I force myself to miss 

like I never met an athlete I like and hockey in Texas 

when it comes to native American nickname teams 

Even within the context of sports it's awful and mean 

and you'll go wah wah wah you're so PC 

and i will say hey wait 

my my my how have the table turns to be a fucking prick is a desirable trait 

While we're on the subject of changing team names there's no jazz in Utah 

and few lakes in LA 

just this once give me the benefit of the doubt 

the bullets became the wizards to pilots get out 

and you'll go wa wa wa you're so PC 

and i will say hey wait 

remind me again how it came to be 

that being a stupid american is a desirable trait 

wouldn't it be offensive if we cheered 

"rah rah rah" we're the Carolina negroes with a beat box cheer and a big foam afro 

the Minnesota Vikings became the New York kikes with dollar bills on their helmets 

cause thats what they're like ya know