Happy Birthday Ralph Lyrics - Singles - Atom And His Package

alright, ralph...happy birthday...you freak... 

you're breakin' hearts and you're breakin' guitars 

today's your birthday and you don't even know how old you are 

you're in love with every woman from tyler 

you went swimming in the ocean with my goddamn dialer 

you used to be fat, i think then i liked you best 

''cause now you're skinny, i'm chubby, and you make fun of my breasts 

and i'm sorry, but this may sound weird 

but you gotta do something 'bout the food in your beard 

[Chorus:] 

happy birthday, ralph 

i love you 

even though you are fu?kin' disgusting 

happy birthday, ralph 

i love you 

even though you are fu?kin' disgusting 

[Bridge:] 

you can't wear your bike hat because of your hair 

wherever you go, u break everything everywhere 

this year, sixth gear, now get on your way 

(Shut off the stereo chorus, and the digital delay.) 

some people, they think, they think you're rhastafarian 

and they ask you for pot 

i think i like it, i know i like it 

i like it a lot because, because it pisses you off 

so for your birthday 

i got you some hawaiian punch on tap 

age p.o.t. 

so now you can stop borrowing my stuff 

and trying your new kung fu moves out on me 

[Chorus] 

[Bridge] 

happy birthday, ralph, i love you 

even though you have a beard (are fuckin') 

happy birthday, ralph, i love you 

even though you are perverted and weird 

[Chorus] 

happy birthday, ralph, i love you