Ha, This One Is About Alcohol Too Lyrics - Sad Clown Bad Winter #11 - Atmosphere

OK, I'ma have to see some I.D. from everybody here, except you huh 

So what's it gonna be? 

You all look like whiskey people to me 

[Verse 1] 

Never sick of listening to your problems 

Your boss threatened that you're gonna lose your job then 

You fought with your neighbour and he called the cops man 

Your wife left you and she took the dog, damn! 

Looks like you came to the right place 

Take a shot just to wash away the taste 

We don't know your name but everybody knows your mad face 

Save that seat for anyone that caught a bad case 

Every day is overcast, pains in the lower back 

Bones that you didn't even know you had 

Not sure but you think your best friend stole your lawn mower 

...That would explain why he stopped coming over 

You ain't seen the doctor in a while 

Even longer for the dentist, I can tell by your smile 

Still making payments on a car 

That's sitting on a spare flat in your backyard 

Stacks of bills on a messy kitchen counter 

Ring around the blue-collar cause the hot water heater's down 

Here, put a couple of these down 

And sing the blues like they supposed to sound 

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[Hook] 

Here comes a beer, catch all your tears 

Drink the remedy, forget about your problems 

Here comes a shot, lose all your thoughts 

Drink the remedy, forget about your problem 

This one's on me, fix you for free 

Drink the remedy, forget about everythang 

This one's on me, got what you need 

And take your medicine, you'll feel better friend 

{And then she said, "Did you put, did you put it in?} 

Wha-What? 

{Did you put it in yet?"} 

You know what? 

{And I was like, I was like...} 

You know, I'ma turn the TV on 

I'ma turn the TV on, I don't want to hear about this 

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[Verse 2] 

Used to be you just get in the car and steer 

All alone, just you and them stars up there 

Find a highway outside of the gen-pop 

Turn up the music, go till the engine stops 

And that's life but with these guy's prices 

It's cheaper to just drink yourself to sleep, huh 

Dependency can be your best friend once you know 

That drugs and alcohol is all you've got that's dependable 

It's enough to make you wanna huff on paint again 

And lock you in the bathroom with the Jameson 

Nah man, come down here and make a friend 

If you do right, won't remember tonight 

We still open so have another cold one 

Until you don't recognise where you woke up 

And don't throw up, nah hold your liquor 

My tattoo gorilla be quick to eighty-six ya 

Now get lost in the river of smoke 

As it floats towards the ceiling that measures your growth 

Life is better with a poor memory 

But don't forget to leave a tip on the bar for the remedy 

[Hook] 

Ay buddy wake up, wake up 

Wake up, there's no sleeping at the bar man, get up 

It's time to settle out your tab 

You've had, you've had enough 

You've got, you've got to go home, wake up 

Yo, aiyyo, ay Stevie come over here man, check this guy 

He's still dazed? 

Hey buddy