Junk Food Lyrics - Assassin

Hey man I gotta tell you a story 

listen man what I go to say 

It took place here in a sunny afternoon 

and there was nothing to do 

We were all very hungry and had nothing to eat 

so we started to search for food 

some time later we found a deli-store 

but this wasn't what we wanted 

Junk Food is the only exception 

Junk Food is the rule over everything 

Junk Food and some chocolate ice-cream 

Junk Food is that what we want 

We skated downhill on the sidewalks of mainstreet 

And finally we found the right store 

As we came very close to the great holy place 

We begun to see our faves 

Oreo - the chocolate sandwich 

Chocomel - number one drink of Holland 

Kit Kat - the British waffelsnack 

Bazooka - the best chewing gum 

[Chorus:] 

If you're hungry and have no idea what to eat 

The only answer is: Junk Food that is what we want 

In the store were five cute looking girlies 

And we asked them for the best teeth killer 

They were not interested in answering our questions 

'cause sex was on their minds 

We were thinking now if we should take off with them 

We said no to this great offer 

The girls were surprised and asked for an explanation 

I said Junk Food is what we want 

M&M's - the chocolate candies 

Raider - the double snack 

31 - the USA ice - cream 

[Chorus] 

At five o'clock after the great delicious meal 

We met at the rehearsal room 

Suddenly the door went open 

And the five girls came with more stuff 

Oreos - for Mr.Cash 

M&M's for Psycho II ant Mr.T 

Chocomel for Mr.Hoo P 

Milky Way for Mr.Space Man 

[Chorus ]