Kung Fu Reference Lyrics - Ass Ponys

Poor old john carradine 

Before he met his maker 

He got to play a part 

That stands the test of time 

Shouting he held aloft 

The miracle elixir 

The townspeople ran him off 

And the sunlight took his eyes 

If you ever gave a damn for sunny jim 

I'm sure you must remember him 

Fresh out of paper plates 

Guess I'll do the dishes 

Instead of washing off 

Only one plate at a time 

Big evening up ahead 

Wide array of choices 

Bladerunner, robocop, 

Or the bride of frankenstein 

If you ever gave a damn for sunny jim 

I'm sure you must remember him 

Dead soldiers line the road 

Along the coffee table 

Bladerunner's at the part 

Where rutger hauer dies 

I don't know anything 

Why do I pretend to 

If I did I'd be the one 

Who's living with you now 

If you ever gave a damn for sunny jim 

I'm sure you must remember him