Baby In A Jar Lyrics - Ass Ponys

Bless me jesus buddy I have sinned 

Whatever does the trick 

Odds are even that I'll fall again 

So you better make it stick 

What the psychic on the tv said 

It kind of makes you think 

I can tell you where your mood ring is 

You left it on the sink 

They were walking down crawdad creek 

Found a baby in a jar 

Tried their best to make it spring a leak 

But they couldn't throw a rock 'at far 

I don't remember where the blind girl was 

When she foretold the quake 

I couldn't tell you what a king snake does 

Because I'm not a snake