Ashley Tisdale Vs. Nick Lachey Lyrics - Ashley Tisdale

[Nick Lachey] 

Yo, Joshua, drop me a beat 

[Round 1: Nick Lachey] 

Yo, when Ashley left Disney, things turned low-key 

Life ain't been sweet since she lost Zach and Cody 

And Vanessa Hudgens used to be like your big sis 

Now she replies to your texts with "new phone, who dis?" 

I'd say that you have a Hilary Duff-face 

But whenever you take pictures, you have Hilary duck-face 

Is it me, or was 'Glee' like 'High School Musical' a lot? 

They took your whole plot and Lea Michele took your spot 

[Ashley Tisdale] 

That's all you got? 

[Nick Lachey] 

That's what I got 

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[Ashley Tisdale] 

That's what you got. Okay, well, me and Vanessa are still best friends, so... 

[Nick Lachey] 

"Friends," whatever 

[Ashley Tisdale] 

FYI. Whatever. Hit it 

[Round 1: Ashley Tisdale] 

God, that verse sucked, and now you hit a dead-end 

You were on 'Raising the Bar," and now you bartend 

You hosted 'Sing-Off," aired on NBC 

Whenever Nick was on it, though, it was 'Sing-Off-Key' 

I'm producing TV behind the scenes, as a hustle 

You're still singing, looking like One Direction's drunk uncle 

Example of every reality TV cliché 

Can't get Spencer Pratt? Call Nick Lachey 

[Nick Lachey] 

For the record, everybody's got a drunk uncle, alright? There's nothing wrong with it 

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[Ashley Tisdale] 

Okay... 

[Nick Lachey] 

Don't worry about it. Joshua, drop that beat 

[Round 2: Nick Lachey] 

Girl, you try to sing and act like you're Demi Lovato 

But with a fraction of a reaction, so you're "Semi Lovato" 

You're big with the kids, and it makes sense why 

You're basically a Sketchers ad that's come to life 

After 'High School Musical,' you tried to hold that buzz 

Had a song called "Crank It Up," I hope nobody does 

And you played Dorky Girl in 'Donnie Darko,' right? 

Funny, that's also the role that you play in real life 

[Ashley Tisdale] 

Oh. Oh 

[Nick Lachey] 

'Dorko' 

[Ashley Tisdale] 

I don't think so. I don't think so. Hit it 

[Round 2: Ashley Tisdale] 

Hey, Nick Lachey, I'm not trying to be reckless 

But you're the human equivalent of a puka-shell necklace 

You were in a boy band, I can't remember the name 

It was something about weather and it had ten minutes of fame 

I was icon on Disney, I still get roles from it 

The only rolls you get now are starring on your stomach 

And listen, there's no way in hell you're beating me 

But don't worry, Nick, there's always other chicken in the sea 

[Nick Lachey] 

Oh 

[Ashley Tisdale] 

I went there. I went there 

[Nick Lachey] 

Oh, okay. I see what you did there 

[Ashley Tisdale] 

Just sayin' 

[Nick Lachey] 

We went there. We went there 

[Ashley Tisdale] 

I went there 

[Nick Lachey] 

Okay. Joshua, bring that beat back 

[Round 3: Nick Lachey] 

You're a millennial poster child, a Twitter dingbat 

It sucks your best work is through filters on Snapchat 

"We're All in This Together," wasn't that the song? 

But when Zac got famous, he didn't bring you along 

We'll say 'Scary Movie 5' sucked 'cause of you 

But it made 'Scary Movie 4' look like 'Scary Movie 2' 

This battle's all mine, it's something you can't fix 

You used to live the 'Suite Life', now you're in a Motel 6 

[Ashley Tisdale] 

You think you're all cool? You think you're all cool? 

[Nick Lachey] 

With roaches 

[Ashley Tisdale] 

I don't think so. I don't think so 

[Nick Lachey] 

Nasty. Grimey 

[Ashley Tisdale] 

I don't think so. I'm droppin' it. Hit the beat 

[Round 3: Ashley Tisdale] 

Jackson 5, NSYNC, and we move down the line 

Congrats, you're the tenth best boy band of all time 

You have 'Dancing with the Stars,' and you got beat by your wife 

You've done every reality show and that's the last stop in life 

I'm juggling five projects, my life is stressful 

You're only busy making O-Town seem successful 

You're the Justin of your band, could have hoisted the cup 

But you failed, so I guess your "Timberlake" dried up