You Ain't Dolly (and You Ain't Porter) Lyrics - Singles - Ashley Monroe

You ain't Dolly 

And you ain't Porter 

She's a little bit fuller 

And you're a whole lot shorter 

Let's dance all night 

And fill the jukebox full of quarters 

Cause you ain't Dolly 

No, and you ain't Porter 

Well I noticed you right off the bat in those cowboy boots 

Who couldn't help but see you in that rhinestone suit 

That's cause I'm the reigning queen of karaoke night 

Well if I get drunk enough to sing, hell I just might 

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Hey now, don't you worry cowboy, cause I'll get you through 

We'll sing a cheating song just like they used to do 

Cause you ain't Dolly 

And you ain't Porter 

She's a little bit fuller 

Yeah, but you're a whole lot shorter 

Let's drink all night 

And fill the jukebox full of quarters 

Cause you ain't Dolly 

And you ain't Porter 

You'll probably see me country singing on The Voice someday 

Yeah and I'm the guy they wrote about in 50 Shades of Grey 

Why don't you come on back to my place and you can have your way 

Well baby that sounds tempting, but I just can't stay 

Oh we won first prize cowboy, let's just split the dough 

Honey I will always love you, but we'll never know 

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Cause you ain't Dolly 

And you ain't Porter 

She's a little bit fuller 

Yeah, and you're a whole lot shorter 

We danced all night and filled the jukebox full of quarters 

Cause you ain't Dolly 

And you ain't Porter, no 

No, you ain't Dolly 

And you ain't Porter