What An Idiot He Is Lyrics - Ashley Macisaac

Well he walks with a swagger and he talks with a sneer 

Everything about him tells you don't come near 

He doesn't bother looking to the left or to the right 

He knows where he's goin' and he keeps it in sight 

He can never figure out why he's so uptight 

What an idiot he is 

He's always gotta make a big impression on you 

Gotta show you what he has and tell you what he can do 

And all the while he's gonna try to cut you down to size 

Try to hide the simple truth with his elaborate lies 

One thing he'll never do is look you in the eye 

What an idiot he is 

He hasn't bothered thinking since he was a kid 

He'll tell you he already knew what he had to know by then 

Anyone who disagrees with him should be in prison 

All he wants is what is his, even if it isn't 

You can talk until you're blue but you can never make him listen 

What an idiot he is 

He thinks his only problem is he ain't got more 

Wants to get so rich he can buy the whole damn store 

Well I guess he knows the value of a hard earned buck 

If you try to bum some money, you'll have no luck 

But he'll spend a couple hundred dollars for a decal on his truck 

No problem 

The only thing he cares about is what it's gonna cost 

And the only shame he knows is that the home team lost (you see the game?) 

He's got an EZ-Boy recliner and a colour TV 

A Colt .45 hidden underneath the seat 

He can hardly wait to shoot somebody in the knee 

What an idiot he is 

He doesn't even know what an idiot he is 

He says: "What's an idy idy?" Lord have pity! 

His favourite food is Wonderbread and Cheez-Whiz, gimmie! 

He's one percent attention and ninety-nine show 

He's always got an answer even if he doesn't know 

Tell him what it's at, he'll tell you where to go 

What an idiot he is. 

Well I see him everywhere I go and he gives me a pain 

When I see him in the movies he rattles cellophane 

He's always got a dumb expression on his face 

Makes me feel sorry for the human race 

'Cause I've got a funny feeling that he's runnin' the place...