Vagitables Lyrics - Asher Roth

The sky's a better place, I wish that I could fly and levitate, and so I get high like everyday 

but that ain't do much, except maybe just increasing my lunch and got me snacking on a pack of the runtz 

yea this life is of lumps, bumps and bruises, muses and mumps, you're gonna learn all you need is love 

so I don't smoke blunts no more, no, but I still smoke J's 

no beats, but I still smoke haze 

yea see these days, I need weed to release this fate 

just reducing the use on the weekdays, and im no weakling, nah im big man 

yea my discipline's the opposite of a pig pan, its neatly kept 

like my bed right after some sex, or the nest on a full nights rest 

you know its a mess, still occupied by a set of some breasts 

that I met the other night at the restaurant, requested vegetables 

said they're the best around, said "wow, I thought my garden held down the crown" 

apparently not, veggies were definitely top notch 

the carrots all the way to the broccoli, so I awkwardly 

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tell her im awfully impressed, with the vegetables she selects 

she laughed and said "you're welcome", well drinks for sale, I know you want one 

yea I can tell from, well um, One turn to the Three 

the next thing is me on her, all fours doing something never done before 

this Kama Sultra daughter, her alma mater must of been a collagen, how to make me fucking want her 

who else would taught her how to properly place 

another's supported penis is a genius, i mean it 

The sex impeccable, my little pecker was begging me to replicate for forty days straight 

for god sake's, there goes my great discipline again 

got me smoking blunts with friends, playing rockband 

instead of writing rhymes, a use of my time, better yet, a better use of my mind 

the occupy from the fine wine, slip it and slide inside slippery side of swine 

big headed guy im not, just the way it is 

when the sex is really the shit, thats the power of estrogen 

I said say it again 

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