Useless Lyrics - Asher Roth

Niggas is farting... 

Here's... use the spray nigga 

I'm a tall ass nigga, 6'1 160 

Fresh out the pack like somebody just un-zipped me 

I'm with the crew so you know I got that skunk with me 

Im Ashin Kusher but you know there ain't no punk in me 

Shout out to Twitter, I follow a bunch of dumb beezies 

Figured if I want to get her it'd be dumb easy 

Send her a direct message, "Hey baby come see me" 

I like my eggs scrambled, I like my girls easy 

For now, till then I'mma let that money pile 

Can't wait for you to say that I've been acting funny style 

Cause im a late bloomer, still growin' like a tumor 

You know a nigga made it when your hearing gay rumors 

Fuck the cop, the deputy and the state trooper 

Im in the game for longevity, not a chain stupid 

Type of nigga that be ridin' in the rain roofless 

Told yall man that he's a lame, and your the same useless 

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If I don't like it then that shit is useless 

Talk is cheap man that shit is useless 

You chasing hoes man that shit is useless 

You trying to wife her man her pussy useless 

Damn, man that shit is useless 

A couple gram but that shit is useless 

Ain't talkin' cash man that shit is useless 

Say you the man but that shit is useless 

Do it how it supposed to be 

Now these girls notice me 

Now im baggin chicks, I use to bag groceries 

Use to rap locally, now we travel globally 

All around the world off some shit I just wrote in 3 minutes 

All truth no pre-tending 

And since she's shallow, im'a go deep in it 

These rap dudes is funny boy, im peep in it 

Look, I fathered your style, you are my dependent 

Flow sick, need a free clinic 

Beast in it, please quit it 

Murdered this shit before the beat finished 

Hang yourself, get the nuisance 

Cause even explaining myself is useless 

Photos 

She got your nose wide open 

Sneeze and it feels like the doors wide open 

Seen her on Povich, showin' off ass 

She got the beamer towed and that was just last week 

She got them fast feet, you trying to get with her 

She got you going out, you always get dinner 

Say she from above, I say the bitch Hitler 

She got the Laker game, but fuck with all the Clippers 

And I bet she drink all the liquor 

Everytime we go out, the bitch fallin' quicker 

Pain in the ass, shit that we call a splinter 

Don't get mad when you see me and I call her useless 

You the rotten keg tapper 

No name havin' lookin' raggot lame rapper 

You nut hugger, butt buddy, fudge packer 

(okay enough of that) 

My real friends call me Asher, (laughter) 

What kind of name is that, bro dude? It's so stupid 

I bet your in a frat or two 

What are you Jewish? 

Are you good in math, play flute, row crew? 

Shit, if you can't be used well then I guess your useless 

Ulysses S. Grant, we should start a Revolution 

Or a Civil War, whatever your into kids 

Down for whatever let's just go ahead and do it 

Do it out loud, talk dog fuckin' prove it 

Shoot horse the hoot, give the boot like it was soccer 

Now they ask what happen to you, silk the shocker 

Yeah it's true, I went and moved to Philly, Kevin Stocker 

New kid on the block, they say im off my John Rocker 

Hey and nowadays im the young grasshopper 

Cool Calm Collect having fun with Cindy Lauper 

Never Dennis Hopper with Keanu Reeves 

More like Bill and Ted since I started smoking weed 

Now all we do is time travel in phone booths 

Go to '82, head it back to the old school 

When there was no rules, bullshit heroics 

(WHERE DID EVERYBODY GO?) 

Guess that we're The Last Poets 

Is there no hope, that this generation blow it? 

All about the dough, the glow and the moet 

At least some more Bone Thugs or some fuckin' Big Pun 

Give it up, where all of these kids are plain dumb 

That shit is useless