Maybe I Dont Wanna Lyrics - The Greenhouse Effect Vol. 2 - Asher Roth

I don't want to go to the club, I'd rather sit down on the couch 

And watch a movie while my girlfriend jerks me off 

Maybe I want to clown around and turn my music super loud 

And if I didn't then I isn't Asher Roth 

I like to wake up in the morning with a yawn and a stretch 

Check my phone and see all the messages I missed 

"Asher it's important call me when you get a sec, 

I wan't to talk about insurance and enormous amounts of debt" 

Head in to the kitchen find out what's for break' 

Peanut butter jelly, soft boiled egg 

Turning on the telly, ESPN 

Hitting Blake Griffin like "Let's be friends" 

Cause I'm cool as Chuck and I write dope raps 

And you slam dunk over Optimas, dag 

Asher Roth is killing ya 

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Play board games, answer trivia 

Go and stand Philly up, L-A sold separately 

Proceed, TiVo Jeopardy!, please, no, never me 

I'm more Supermarket Sweep, I go right for the bleach 

And the big stabs of meat, no beef 

Don't have a cow man, I make crowds freak out, go wild man 

Kid look out of it, hold the stylist and the powder kit 

It's hip hop, not the ballad bitch 

On second calculus, I'll take the mani and the pedi 

Pro Chevron, anti-Getty 

If I'm getting clawed, I'm losing my Machete 

If I'm at a party, I'm throwing the confetti 

Shout out to Spencer Hawes, know him now as Chevy 

From the state of Wash, where they smoke Hetties 

Look like Tom Petty, sort of Wayne Gretzky 

Either way you put it I'm smoother than uncle Jessie 

I can do a handstand chilling underwater 

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I used to do it longer, but I started Marijuan-er 

To talk about how power only wants to hold us down 

I figured it all out because I'm older now 

Maybe a little jaded, think we should go crazy 

Have a bunch of sex and having a bunch of babies 

Cause if I'm going out, want titties in my face 

Smoking weed on some we slurping on a milkshake 

Yo Andy Roddick, your girlfriend is a hottie 

I hope you don't mind, I wanna give her that Roth dick 

Don't take it wrong shit, I know you got a fast serve 

But if it doesn't work, tell her "Holler Asher" 

Nerd, kind of flirt, kind of twerp 

What's it's worth, with the words, for sure 

Kinda works, see I think I deserve to be a slime and a perv 

Rules don't apply like I'm Tiger Woods 

Sipping on the tiger blood, you better go and chase a liger bruh 

I'm kind of tired of the show 

I don't want to go to the club, I'd rather sit down on the couch 

And watch a movie while my girlfriend jerks me off 

Maybe I want to clown around and turn my music super loud 

And if I didn't then I isn't Asher Roth