Laundry Lyrics - Asher Roth

[Intro] 

Yo, can we bum a cigarette? 

Yeah, go ahead 

Alright, you ready 

[Verse 1: Asher Roth] 

[?] I could be a Transformer 

[?] out of order 

On the corner selling porn, Jack 

Thumb on my plumbs, I'm a real Jeff [?] 

Set, cut the check, wanna move to California 

Married and divorced all up in the same summer 

Susan Summers and the [?] hand warmer 

Cam corder on, drive me home Land Rover 

Aristocrat, beurocrat, diplomat 

Listening to Juelz, it made me wanna rap 

Now I'm on his track and these girls all on me 

Telling me my perfume smells like clean laundry 

Dog Bounty Hunter [?] his drier sheets too 

Clean underwear got me feeling brand new like woo 

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[Hook: Asher Roth] 

Smells like laundry (Fresh), smells like laundry 

(Back when you was asking me to rap 

And girls smell fresh like laundry out the pack) 

Smells like laundry (Fresh) 

Smells like laundry (Fresh), smells like laundry 

(Back when you was asking me to rap 

And girls smell fresh like laundry out the pack) 

[Verse 2] 

Now they smell like Henny and some reggie in the sack 

Jazz in the background, cigarette ashes 

Niggas spend money on spinners 

Laundry detergent, expensive ass dinners 

Niggas used to buy Backwoods for the lil ones 

It sound like Harlem Shake, I'ma kill 'em 

Got-ta-got-ta-nah-nah Otis 

I feel like Jigga in a Focus 

Backpack with a twan sack they ain't noticed 

Cause out here you could smoke weed in the open 

Don't be a menace to church 

And don't ask how niggas did work 

Cause every time I got a stain on my shirt 

I was coming out the mud like I was digging on dirt 

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[Hook] 

[Verse 3] 

[?] 

All black looking like I'm up to something 

I don't give a fuck, I'm still mobbing on 'em 

[?] I might slide on 'em 

Now the phone ringing, that's the bitch calling 

She just hit a lick and I need it all 

She was in the town, I was in the [?] 

Checked twenty bands then I killed the throat 

I met a bad hipster bitch [?] 

One thing that Larry hates is hating hoes 

[?] smoke, bad bitches, stripping, [?] 

Now it's two in the morning and the bitch catting off 

Smelling like fresh laundry when I'm on a bitch couch 

Hit my nigga Chuck phone then I [?] 

Got a wammy in the kitchen, hundred thousand in the couch 

Nigga smellin' like laundry 

[Hook]