Cartoon Chick Lyrics - Asher Roth

THE CANNON! 

"Yo Ash" 

What's up man? 

"If you could have any Cartoon chick, who would it be?" 

Ha, It's funny you ask that... 

ASHER ROTH: 

Right off the bat I'd have Jessica Rabbit 

Cuz she's the baddest, I love those taties 

Yea that chest pressed, an that red dress 

And I'm obsessed yes, with red heads 

So Ariel, wold get it in the shower 

To Beauty with Beast, Effile Tower 

I'd take Jasmine on a magic carpet ride, and then I'd ride her carpet until I made her fly 

And Cinderalla's better than the Step-Sisters 

Gives the best head and is the best kisser 

Unless of course she forgot the glass slippers 

The Fairy Godmother is the one to give the dick to. 

Mulan's k**** is oh-so-sweet 

Wake Sleeping Beauty up when I get her in the sheets 

I f***ed with Snow White cuz I heard she was a freak 

Yo forget Hugh Heff I'm rollin' with Disney 

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If you f***ed a Cartoon Chick, which one would you pick? 

If you could f*** a Cartoon Chick, which one would get the dick 

Cuz if you had a Cartoon Chick, she wouldn't blow up your phone 

I don't need a Cartoon Chick, I can just stroll on home 

I'd Scooby Doo Daffney while Beatty Boo watched 

Tell Judy Jetson, "you can get on top" 

Yea of course I'd do Wilma, but Beatty's mad hot 

Not Fred Flinstone, but I'll make ya bed rock 

I f***s Ion Flucks and Rogue from X-Men And maybe Rayma Rite cuz i heard she was a lesbien 

Smurff Ed forget it cu of my rude feddish 

So that includes Marsh Simpson to get it. 

If you f***ed a Cartoon Chick, which one would you pick? 

If you could f*** a Cartoon Chick, which one would get the dick 

Cuz if you had a Cartoon Chick, she wouldn't blow up your phone 

I don't need a Cartoon Chick, I can just stroll on home 

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If you f***ed a Cartoon Chick, which one would you pick? 

If you could f*** a Cartoon Chick, which one would get the dick 

Cuz if you had a Cartoon Chick, she wouldn't blow up your phone 

I don't need a Cartoon Chick, I can just stroll on home 

Yo dave you know who else i'd do? Lois Griffiin 

You ever seen that episode where she was just in, I think nothin' in that picture, woh