Bastermating Lyrics - Asher Roth

[Big Pun] Quit trying to find another rhymer with my kind of grammar 

[Big L] I spark life with the pen 

[Papoose]Too advance for yall 

My raps are, my raps are unbelievable 

I think its time I play the lotto 

Im feeling lucky sucker 

oh well fuck it is my motto 

Gotta bring the ruckus 

smoking nuggets, 

sip moscato 

With roscoe dash while I play his record on serato 

Vado's, prolly my favorite rapper since bob dole 

Odd flow so I drive slow with my eyes closed 

Stop stroll? nah yo i'd rather eat hot crow 

Closed throat, gross bro, don't forget to swallow 

Hollow, thats what they try to tell me that my rhymes is 

So I found god had to tell him what his moms did 

WHAT?! is this some fucking sick joke? 

Like an anorexic chick putting on a strip show 

No shit, oh bitch, go and let them nips show 

Let me see a pole flip and then throw it back? back bone when I take it back home 

Heard I made that ass fat, im a fuckin rap pro 

A$AP Twelvey: Verse 2 

Man I came to bring the pain 

Twelvey spittin' flames 

Live from the 212, with my A dollar gang 

AP Audamar 

Running like a viking back 

Instagram with the flow 

All the hoes be liking that 

Run it back, Play it over (play it over) 

ASAP everything, my young nigga's taking over 

Pop Rex make ya' soda 

Loud its a roll up 

Cooking up some shit Ty Dash screaming hold up 

Rosay what it do? Trill niggas make ya moves 

Came to give ya hell, for the pleasure and the principal 

Kicked outta school school, trappin' in the frat house 

Gorgeous Motherfucker gettin' pussy like a cat house 

Blow the back out, Didn't bring the stacks out 

Then she got a train, everybody in the stash house 

Carolina blue jays, shit is like stack house 

Sippin real slow but a nigga on the fast route 

Last year this time, I was on some low shit 

Last year this time, ya'll was on some ho shit 

Body after body im a 12 gauge shotty 

Toasted to the most high cause I know that god's got me 

Huh, Man I came to play 

I ain't talking bout no games today 

Man i'm tripping on the fame today 

Man I aim to spray, I step back and let the flame away 

(yo, I think I took to many of those. Yo Ash how many was I supposed to take? I think im fucked. Heh 

Chip Tha Ripper: verse 3: 

Walk into the most expensive strip club with my dick out 

Pissed a fist full of change at the stripper and knocked that bitch out 

Today was my first day at work I brought yo dish out 

Clip my toenails over your plate to watch you fish out 

Pictures of greatness. Now, show me wear the cake is 

I'mma take it and Shove it all up in the lawmakers faces 

Doing what you feel could be unreal 

I looked up and spit like a half a mill 

Pictures of my old crib hanging at my new crib 

Raps and hoes, besides those I don't do shit 

Tryin to live extra cool, I don't fuck with the stress 

Louie condoms, bitch come get Fucked with finesse 

The school is pimping the kids 

they sellin chocolate bars 

Me and my niggas in this bitch and we some chocolate stars 

You said I fell off, my money said that bitch a liar 

How you sleeping on Chip when your mattress on fire? 

Tonights the night that could change your life girl 

All you gotta do is give him what he like girl 

A lotta head, a lot of shut the fuck up and chill 

Maybe a 25-some and 2 viagra pills 

Blunts rolled now flame up 

I dun came up 

When you steady going up they wanna hang ya 

But, I ain't worried until they read me a verdict 

I promise I'mma splurge it, cause I feel I deserved it 

I get more from flippin than burgers 

Move from a worker to the chairman of my own operation, you could get under, I throw a party and bitches think its a slumber 

It's some chicks that spent the night, I never gave em my number 

I'm young Hefner, couple cuties to measure 

Hundred and 12 weigh it up, its nothing extra 

And when you murdered the pen they wanna test ya 

Just dont make me black yo eyes like Uncle Fester 

Don't you know I'm one of them guys? Go check the record 

Have me get tp clappin like the end of a lecture 

I'm buildin an empire you part of this, you lucky 

They call me YP, but in my city I'm like Nucky 

Ripley's couldn't believe it and haters feel the same 

They dont know about the grand, think juices are Minute Maid 

I tell them all the time, "get out & get paid" 

Are you here for the long haul or only just a phase? 

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