Toronto Sucks Lyrics - Arrogant Worms

I hate the skydome and the CN Tower too 

I hate Nathan Phillips Square and the Ontario Zoo 

The rents too high, the airs unclean 

The beaches are dirty and the people are mean 

And the women are big and the men are dumb 

And the children are loopy 'cause they live in a slum 

The water is polluted and the mayor's a dork 

They dress real bad and they think they're New York 

In Toronto, Ontario 

"You know, actually I think I hate all of Ontario" 

I hate Thunder Bay and Ottawa 

Kitchener, Windsor, and Oshawa 

London sucks and the Great Lakes suck 

And Sarnia sucks and Turkey Point Sucks 

I took a trip to ONtario to visit Brian Mulrooney 

He beat me up and he stole my pants and he put me in a tree 

I went to see the Maple Leafs and got hit in the head with a puck 

"I don't even know how they did it, I was playing the orgon at the time!" 

Ontario Sucks 

"actually, now that I really think about it, I think I pretty much hate every gosh darn province and territory in our country!Except Alberta, yeah I love Alberta, lots of cows, trees, rocks, dirt" 

I hate Newfoundland 'cause they talk so weird 

And Prince Edward Island is too small 

Nova Scotia's dumb 'cause its the name of a bank 

New Brunswick doesn't have a good mall 

Quebec is revolting and it makes me mad 

Ontario sucks, Ontario sucks, 

"Manitoba's population density is 1.9 people per square kilometer. NOw isn't that stupid!?" 

Saskatchewan is boring and the people are old 

And as for the territories, they're too cold! 

And the only really good thing about the province of British Columbia is that its right next to us!" 

'cause Alberta doesn't suck 

But Calgary does