The Hockey Song Lyrics - Arrogant Worms

Me work hard five days a week 

Sweeping garbage from the street 

Come home not want book to read 

Not 'nuff pictures for me see 

Sit right down in favourite chair 

Wearing only underwear 

Favourite night is Saturday night 

'Cause me can watch hockey fights 

Me like hockey! Me like hockey! 

Me no like pro basketball 

'Cause me short and they all tall 

Baseball slow like Forrest Gump 

'Cept when Robbie spits on ump 

Wrestlemania not so great 

Me like to see Hulk Hogan skate 

TV soccer not that hot 

You play bad then you get shot 

Me like hockey! Me like hockey! 

Swedish players must be geeks 

'Cause they still got own real teeth 

Not like Finnish players names 

What's a Teemu anyway? 

Russians worst in history 

Got stupid names like Valerie 

Me like Sergei Federov 

Me like him more if head were off 

Ha ha ha! 

Me like hockey! Me like hockey! 

Me like hockey! We like hockey! 

Please mister linesman let the players fight 

Please mister linesman let the players fight 

Please mister linesman let the players fight 

Please mister linesman let the players fight 

Let them fight, let them fight, let them fight 

Let them fight, let them fight, let them fight 

Let them fight, let them fight! 

Friends come over put game on 

Argue then we lay bets down 

Got bag of chips and case of Bud 

Should last 'til end of first period 

But yankees they win the world cup 

Me think they cheat use glowy puck 

Maybe if we want to win her 

Maybe we should play in winter 

Me like hockey! Me like hockey! 

Me like hockey! Me like hockey! 

Yeah!