The Christmas Song Lyrics - Arrogant Worms

The table's set ant the turkey's out 

Christmas is here, let out a shout 

The family's gathered all about 

Christmas, Christmas is here! 

Everyone is wearing big smiles 

They all try to act nice for a while 

Then George calls his in-laws vile 

Christmas, Christmas is here! 

Always at one time of the year 

When everyone's problems disappear 

And everyone smiles from ear to ear 

Christmas, Christmas is here! 

George has been drinking a lot 

He just can't keep out of the sauce 

He says his wife's been screwing her boss 

Christmas, Christmas is here! 

Margaret throws her food in his face 

People are hungry, it's really a waste 

Then she screams, "How does that taste?" 

Christmas, Christmas is here! 

Always at one time of the year 

When everyone's problems disappear 

And everyone smiles from ear to ear 

Christmas, Christmas is here! 

George picks up the carving knife 

Weilds it around and starts to slice 

Henry cocks his shotgun twice 

Christmas, Christmas is here! 

Henry says, "Hey, what's the deal? 

Just sit down and finish your meal 

Or I'll pump you full of steel!" 

Christmas, Christmas is here! 

Always at one time of the year 

When everyone's problems disappear 

And everyone smiles from ear to ear 

Christmas, Christmas is here! 

Police arrive just after eight 

Responding to a noise complaint 

Open the door, what a grisly fate 

Christmas, Christmas is here! 

Fa la la and deck the halls 

Blood was spattered on the walls 

Merry Christmas, one and all! 

Christmas, Christmas is here! 

Always at one time of the year 

When everyone's problems disappear 

And everyone smiles from ear to ear 

Christmas, Christmas is here! 

Always at one time of the year 

When everyone's problems disappear 

And everyone smiles from ear to ear 

Christmas, Christmas is here!