Sponges Lyrics - Arrogant Worms

Can't think of anything to sing about 

Not much out there to sing about 

The world's okay, the weather's fine 

No need to sing about that 

I'll sing about 

Sponges 

Sponges yeah! 

Sponges 

Sponges yeah yeah 

Sponges suck, sponges suck 

Sponges absorb liquid then you squeeze them out yeah! 

There's lots of songs of peace 

Lots of songs of love 

Even songs about peaches and Valkyries 

No songs about 

Tuna fish, tuna fish, tuna fish, tuna fish 

They're real big and swim in oceans 

Come in cans like hockey pucks 

Tuna got their names 'cause they don't swim in pairs! 

Get it? Tuna. Are there two of those fish? Nah! Two-nah! Two-nah! It's funny! Hee hee! No? I like tuna. 

Sponges 

Sponges yeah! 

Sponges 

Sponges yeah yeah 

Sponges suck, sponges suck 

Sponges suck, sponges suck 

Sponges clean up dishes and sinks 

And countertops and baby's noses 

They suck up soap and when you squeeze them out they make 

Bubbles! 

Bubbles! 

Bubbles! 

Sponges