Sex, Drugs, And Rrsp's Lyrics - Arrogant Worms

As a little boy I dreamed of playing Rock and Roll 

Playing in stadiums with every ticket sold 

Seven figure income from a six string guitar 

Dating gorgeous women and drivin' custom cars 

Then it happened when my record went gold 

Then I'm thinking what'll I do when I get old? 

Can't live forever as the King of Rock 

That's why I'm investing in some blue chip stocks 

I got SEX, DRUGS, and RRSPs 

I'm a rock and roller with financial security 

SEX, DRUGS and RRSPs 

I'm a guitar hero with mortgage equity. 

I'm a modern rebel with a cause 

I like finding loopholes in the new tax laws 

My fans are reading 'bout me in the Rolling Stone 

While I'm talking to my broker on the telephone. 

On stage I run around like some animal 

But all my money's in a compound annual 

This life is dangerous but I don't care 

'Cause I got insurance on my guitar and my hair! 

I got SEX, DRUGS, and RRSPs 

I'm a rock and roller with financial security 

SEX, DRUGS and RRSPs 

I'm a guitar hero with mortgage equity. 

We used to be such a happy band.. 

Phil and Nick and Bob and Stan 

But Phil choked on his vomit 

And then Nick choked on his vomit 

And then Stan choked on his vomit 

And then so did Bob. 

WHAT A BUNCH OF IDIOTS! 

Their deaths sure meant an awful lot to me 

'Cause now I'm getting all their royalties 

They would have spent them on women and booze 

But me I got commodities that just won't lose! 

The things in life that I appreciate 

Are any stocks and bonds that won't depreciate 

My stocks are healthy and my bankroll's high 

Rock and roll and real estate will never die! 

I got SEX, DRUGS, and RRSPs 

I'm a rock and roller with financial security 

SEX, DRUGS and RRSPs 

I'm a guitar hero with mortgage equity. 

SEX, DRUGS, and RRSPs 

I'm a rock and roller with financial security 

SEX, DRUGS and RRSPs 

I'm a guitar hero with mortgage equity. 

I'm a guitar hero with mortgage equity. 

I'm a guitar hero with mortgage equity!!!