Scary Ned Lyrics - Arrogant Worms

Let me tell you a story about scary Ned 

Scariest guy to ever wet a bed 

He had hands on his arms and eyes on his head 

But they weren't his 

He'd go down to the market and try to scare the fish 

He said that they bothered him, they weren't his favorite dish 

Then he'd go down to the highway and pretend that he was dead 

That just the way he was, creepy scary Ned 

Ooohh oohhhhh Scary Ned 

Ned loved Halloween 'cause he didn't need a mask 

He'd steal the children's candy, he didn't even ask 

He'd sit right down in front of them and then he'd start to eat 

He'd tell them they were better off 'cause that stuff can rot your teeth 

Ooohh oohhhhh ooohh oohhhhh Scary Ned 

A strange glow would come from his place late into the night 

He'd watch T.V. 'til the dawn, you know that ain't right 

If he started to get tired he'd rub sauerkraut on his head 

That's just the kind of guy he was, good old scary Ned 

Ooohh oohhhhh ooohh oohhhhh ooohh oohhhhh Scary Ned 

He had a face his mother didn't love 

When people saw on the street they often said "Uughh!" 

Sometimes late at night he'd walk alone 

He'd be reciting stuff 

Bad sounding stuff 

Icky awful stuff 

But when you got to know him, he weren't so bad 

Ooohh oohhhhh Scary Ned 

Ooohh oohhhhh ooohh oohhhhh ooohh oohhhhh Scary Ned 

Ooohh oohhhhh Scary Ned [this repeats to end over talking- K] 

He's pretty scary 

Scary Ned 

Really scary 

Scary Ned 

He's scary 

Hence the name 

Scary Ned 

I saw him yesterday 

He said "Hi" 

I got scared 

'Cause he's 

Scary Ned 

If he weren't scary 

I supposed he'd be called 

Like, Happy Ned 

And who wants to hear a song about 

Happy Ned (Happy Ned)