Santa's Gonna Kick Your Ass Lyrics - Arrogant Worms

Ohhhh... 

Santa's coming and he's gonna kick your ass 

He's gonna kick your ass 

He's gonna kick your ass 

Santa's coming and he's gonna kick your ass 

'Cause you've always been a rotten little brat 

Reindeer coming and they're gonna bite your wreath 

They're gonna chew your welcome mat 

Swallow your kitty cat 

Reindeer coming and they're gonna eat your begonias 

'Cause Santa hasn't fed them in a month 

Santa's coming and he's gonna kick your ass 

He's gonna kick your ass 

He's gonna kick your ass 

Santa's coming and he's gonna kick your ass 

'Cause he's sick of shoveling snow and reindeer poo 

Elves are coming and they're gonna steal your turkey 

Wreck your TV 

Burn down your Christmas tree 

Elves are coming and they're gonna trash your home 

'Cause they ain't got nothing else to do 

Santa's loaded with attitude 

He's loud and drunk and smelly and rude 

His workshop's been closed by an auditor 

And Mrs. Claus ran off with her chiropractor. 

Santa's coming and he's gonna kick your ass 

He's gonna kick your ass 

He's gonna kick your ass 

Santa's coming and he's gonna kick your ass 

'Cause he's had a really crappy year 

Ow, my bum hurts...