Santa Got Arrested Lyrics - Arrogant Worms

There won't be any presents this Christmas 

No goodies in your stocking 

The milk and cookies that the children left out 

Will be left untouched beside the sink 

The reindeer will be staying in their pens this year 

The elves haven't built any thing 

'Cause Santa got arrested 

Last Christmas Day 

Police got calls on 911 

About a red-suited man who weighed a ton 

There was a clear trail of evidence pointing north 

This was the seventh time it happened on December 24th 

The Mounties reached the North Pole 

They found it was outside their jurisdiction 

They called up Interpol, the Finnish police 

To facilitate the suspect's extradition 

They knocked on the door of a well-marked shop 

With a warrant for the owner's apprehension 

Then Santa got arrested 

Christmas Day 

Santa was charged with B&E 

His council advised he plead guilty 

There was footage of the crime running on TV 

And photographs of little children sitting on his knee