Oh God, I'm Santa Claus Lyrics - Arrogant Worms

Open my eyes, what a beautiful day 

Just the type that makes me want to say hooray 

I'm still a little fuzzy-headed from my sleep 

Into my brain reality seeps 

Look all around me, can't believe what I see 

These little short people are surrounding me 

I've got a white beard, a suit made of red 

My soul becomes filled with a keen sense of dread 

Oh God, I'm Santa Claus 

Oh God, I'm Santa Claus 

Oh God, I'm Santa Claus 

Oh God, I'm Santa Claus 

Hop out of bed, kick an elf in the chest 

What an awful way to awake from a rest 

"Santa, oh, Santa," the little gnomes cheer 

"You shouldn't be nasty at this time of year!" 

"What do you mean?" I say in a rage 

"And what are you doing with those big burlap bags?" 

The elves they do roar, "Why their full of toys 

For you to deliver to the good girls and boys." 

Oh God, I'm Santa Claus 

Oh God, I'm Santa Claus 

Oh God, I'm Santa Claus 

Oh God, I'm Santa Claus 

Resigned to my fate, I load up the sleigh 

Harness the reindeer and get under way 

It's nippy up here in the cool arctic sky 

Good thing I remembered that bottle of rye 

Flying over rooftops, throwing out toys 

Hopefully crushing those good girls and boys 

Like a bad dream, I pray for release 

Please let this hellish existence be ceased! 

Oh God, I'm Santa Claus 

Oh God, I'm Santa Claus 

Oh God, I'm Santa Claus 

Oh God, I'm Santa Claus 

From this nightmare I finally awake 

My brain is on fire, my hands they do shake 

But wait, they're not hands, they're cute little paws 

I'm the Easter Bunny, I'm not Santa Claus! 

Oh God, I'm the Easter Bunny 

Oh God, I 'm Easter Bunny 

Oh God, I'm Easter Bunny 

Oh God, I'm Easter Bunny