Losing Hair Under God Lyrics - Arrogant Worms

The Lord above 

saved his only son 

To spread the word of God 

to everyone 

Jesus cured the lepers, aw 

And he healed the lame 

But he left the bald men 

with their pain 

Oh my Lord 

I lost what I had 

I've suffered the fate 

Of my old dad 

I've looked in the hills 

In the valleys everywhere 

But I cannot see why 

You took my hair 

I'm losin' my hair (losin' my hair) 

I'm losin' my hair (losin' my hair) 

What was on my head (above I saw) 

Is no longer there (losin' my hair) 

When you see the light 

It's my forehead's glare 

Oh, don't you care (hey you up there) 

I'm losin' my hair (yeah, yeah) 

I've tried to pray 

And I've tried to grieve 

I've tried the wig 

And I've tried the weave 

I've tried the transplant 

And I've tried the graft 

But my hair 

Is thin and fat 

Oh my good Lord 

Why'd you take my hair? 

Are You making a carpet 

For heaven's stairs 

To warm the feet 

Of the chosen souls? 

But in the meantime, 

My head's getting cold! 

I'm losin' my hair (losin' my hair) 

I'm losin' my hair (losin' my hair) 

What was on my head (above I saw) 

Is no longer there (losin' my hair) 

When you see the light 

It's my forehead's glare 

Oh, don't you care (hey you up there) 

That I'm losin' my hair (yeah, yeah) 

We are your children 

And we are blessed 

But most of my hair 

Is now on my chest 

In Your old wisdom 

You took it off my head 

Why couldn't you 

Just rob me blind instead? 

Oh Lord above 

On Judgement Day 

Will you forgive me 

For my toupee 

And when I march 

Through the gates a-pearl 

Can I have hair in 

Your afterworld? 

I'm losin' my hair (losin' my hair) 

I'm losin' my hair (losin' my hair) 

What was on my head (above I saw) 

Is no longer there (losin' my hair) 

When you see the light 

It's my forehead's glare 

Oh, don't you care (hey you up there) 

I'm losin' my hair (yeah, yeah) 

Yeah, I'm losin' my hair, I'm losin' my hair 

But I know a lot of other people out there are losin' 

their hair too. 

And I know every night, you pray to God, don't you? 

Yeah, you do, don't you? 

You pray to God to give you more hair! 

You wake up the next morning, you go in that shower, 

you look in that drain... 

There's your hair. It ain't on your head no more. 

But you know, maybe your call's just not getting through. 

God's a busy man, and a lot of people try to get him on 

the intergalactic telephone. 

But maybe, maybe if we all pray together, we'll get God's 

phone to ring! Thank you. 

So gimme an amen (amen) 

Amen (amen) 

C'mon AMEN (amen) 

AMEN (amen) 

Oh yeah, the phone is ringin', the phone is ringin', God's 

pickin' it up. I think we might have woken him up, he might 

be a little bit grumpy, but it doesn't matter, 'cause we're 

gonna tell him what we want, aren't we? (yeah) Aren't we? 

(yeah) 

I need help for my scalp (help for my scalp) 

Oh give me help for my scalp (help for my scalp) 

Oh yeah, I'm feeling the power, the power of the Lord. 

It's in me! It's all around me! This man, this man 

has split ends on the end of his head. Let those split 

ends be healed! 

(Miracle...follicle...miracle...follicle...) 

Oh my Lord 

Up on your throne 

I gotta know 

Do you use a comb? 

Is your hair wavy? 

Is your hair blonde? 

Is it curly? 

Or is it GONE? 

Is to be bald 

To be divine 

'Cause all the monks 

Have heads that shine 

If that's your way 

Then I don't care 

I'd sell my soul to 

Get more hair! 

I'm losin' my hair (losin' my hair) 

I'm losin' my hair (losin' my hair) 

What was on my head (above I saw) 

Is no longer there (losin' my hair) 

When you see the light 

It's my forehead's glare 

Oh, don't you care (hey you up there) 

I'm losin' my hair (yeah, yeah) 

I'm losin' my hair (losin' my hair) 

I'm losin' my hair (losin' my hair) 

What was on my head (above I saw) 

Is no longer there (losin' my hair) 

When you see the light 

It's my forehead's glare 

Oh, don't you care (hey you up there) 

I'm losin' my hair (yeah, yeah) 

Oh, don't you care 

Oh, don't you care 

I'm losin' my hair