Let's Go Bowling Lyrics - Arrogant Worms

Well grab your shoes, and grab your balls 

And lets head to those heavenly halls 

Sit on down and grab a beer 

Because bowling time is pretty near 

Tortured men forget their pain 

When they head to the bowling lane 

Let's go bowling 

Let's go bowling, got a coupon 

Let's go bowling, for a free game 

Let's go bowling 

Let's go bowling, let's go bowling 

Let's do it now 

Because Wrestlemania's fine by me 

Monster trucks are a sight to see 

A cultured life, that's nice and all 

But there ain't nothing better than a bowling ball 

You know the sport that God would choose 

Is the one with the three-tone leather-sole shoes 

Let's go bowling 

Let's go bowling, got a coupon 

Let's go bowling, from a juice can 

Let's go bowling 

Let's go bowling, let's go bowling 

Let's do it now 

Yes bowling! The sport of kings! The sport of queens! 

The sport of dukes...Earls...Bos...Johns...anything that 

Looks good when it's embroidered on a polyester shirt. 

And you know, bowling takes on this almost religious 

Significance because it's so much like a religion. 

I mean the ball is round, like the earth, and it's got 

The holy trinity: the Father, the Son, and the.. 

Thumbhole. And as you roll the ball down the alley of 

Life...Striking out the pagan religions of the past... 

Sparing them the anguish of their lives in the gutter... 

Framing their existence in an eternal metaphysicalness 

Something like a 7-10 split! 

We'll be bowling in Moosejaw (yeah, yeah) 

We'll be bowling in Hickton (yeah, yeah) 

We'll be bowling in Gander (yeah, yeah) 

And in the Kingston Township (yeah, yeah) 

We'll be bowling Vancouver, bowling Saskatoon 

Someday they'll even be bowling on the moon 

I said yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah 

Let's go bowling 

Let's go bowling, got a coupon 

Let's go bowling, for free shoes 

Let's go bowling 

Let's go bowling, let's go bowling 

Let's do it now