Jesus' Brother Bob Lyrics - Arrogant Worms

If you haven't heard of me I wouldn't be suprised 

I bet you know my relatives their names will never die 

My mother is a saint and my brother is a God 

But all I am is Jesus' brother Bob 

CHORUS 

Jesus' brotehr Bob, Jesus' brother Bob 

A nobody relative of the son of God 

If only I'd been born just a little sooner 

I'd be more than the brother of God junior 

I have to pay the ferry to cross the Galilee 

But not my brother, no not him, he walks across for free 

I finally get to work 'bout a quarter after nine 

Already he's turning water into wine 

CHORUS 

One day when I was home I heard a mighty roar 

There were a thousand people right outside the door 

"Help us Jesus, help us" came the cheering from the mob 

Then they got a look at me, "Oh nuts, it's only Bob." 

CHORUS 

He died upon the cross, I thought that I was free 

Finally people would get to 

know me for me 

This was my big chance to 

finally get ahead 

The next thing you know 

he's rising from the dead 

CHORUS 

Bob