I Am Cow!!!! Lyrics - Arrogant Worms

I am Cow, hear me moo 

I weigh twice as much as you 

And I look good on the barbecue 

Yogurt, curd, cream cheese and butter's 

Made from liquid from my udders 

I am Cow, I am Cow, Hear me moo (moo) 

I am Cow, eating grass 

Methane gas comes out my ass 

And out my muzzle when I belch 

Oh, the ozone layer is thinner 

From the outcome of my dinner 

I am Cow, I am Cow, I've got gas 

I am Cow, here I stand 

Far and wide upon this land 

And I am living everywhere 

From B.C. to Newfoundland 

You can squeeze my teats by hand 

I am Cow, I am Cow, I am Cow 

I am Cow, I am Cow, I am Cow!