Heimlich Maneuver Lyrics - Arrogant Worms

I love you so much I need the Heimlich Maneuver 

The sun goes down on another day 

A day where I haven't found love 

I try to eat, but all I taste 

is the flavor of a broken heart 

Then I saw you across the room 

I gasp and my breathing stops 

My heart's in my throat, or is it a potato? 

I love you so much, I need the Hiemlich manuver 

Your love sticks like a turkey bone in my throat 

She's in my thoughts and it'll need a jolt to remove her 

My love is consumating, while I'm asphyxiating 

Over her 

When I wake up, I'm on the floor 

Faint, dizzy and alone 

My stomach hurts, I think my ribs are cracked 

Not sure if I'm in a dream 

I turn my head, and there you are 

I call out and my breathing stops 

It's her again, crushing my esophagus 

I love you so much, I need the Hiemlich manuver 

Your love sticks like a turkey bone in my throat 

She's in my thoughts and it'll need a jolt to remove her 

Before my expiration, I need resuscitation 

Mouth to mouth 

She throws water on my face, slaps my cheek 

Helps me back on my stool 

She's a waitress here, but in the night 

She's a student at nursing school 

She comes again with a smile and the bill 

I pick it up and choke again 

She's charged me for my lunch and for the medical procedure 

I love you so much, I need the Hiemlich manuver 

Your love sticks like a turkey bone in my throat 

She's in my thoughts and it'll need a jolt to remove her 

For my lasting endurance, I'll need medical insurance 

For my bill 

For me to get some peace, I'll need a tracheotomy 

And an airbag