Having Fun Is Bad For You Lyrics - Arrogant Worms

I used to go to all the parties 

And make love to all the beautiful ladies 

And I'd eat cheeseburgers with bacon and extra grease when I was 

hungry 

And drink Windex Colladas until my skin turned blue 

But now,the times they are a-changing 

My lifestyle, it is rearranging 

For debauchery may be fun and entertaining 

But it is also very bad for you 

Do you know how many diseases you can get 

Making love to someone who has not had all their tests 

So nowadays, I am celibate 

And I wear a condom, in case I have dirty thoughts 

I never drive my car past the speed limit 

And I always wear my seat belt when I am in it 

I traded my Lambourghini for a Honda Civic 

Because it is more fuel-efficient and practical 

Ay-yi-yi! Ay-yi-yo! 

Being boring is the way to go! 

Ay-yi-yi! Ay-yi-yo! 

Having fun is bad for you! 

I can no longer smoke my cigarettes 

Because I found that they are a major cause of death 

The tar and nicotine have not killed me yet 

But if I got pregnant, they could hurt my baby 

I used to love my swarthy complexion 

I tanned myself to perfection 

But the sun can give you a cancerous infection 

So now I'm white and pasty and I never leave the house 

I used to eat like there was no tomorrow 

But then I found cholesterol is full of sorrow 

The last thing I want to do is to have to borrow 

Somebody else's heart, because mine is full of fatty deposits 

Ay-yi-yi! Ay-yi-yo! 

Being boring is the way to go! 

Ay-yi-yi! Ay-yi-yo! 

Having fun is bad for you! 

Having fun is bad for you!