Christmas Hangover Lyrics - Singles - Arrogant Worms

The holidays are over, you've gained twenty pounds 

The cat's choking on tinsel, pine needles stalk the ground 

There are no cards in the mailbox, just a stack of bills 

Yes, the holidays are over and you are feeling ill 

Have a happy Christmas hangover 

It's the most miserable time of the year 

The eggnog's made you fat, the party is over 

'Cept for your wacky Uncle who is still drinking your beer 

Turkey's great on Christmas bur after a whole month 

Of turkey pie stew and pie you start to dread lunch 

Breakfast is much scarier 'cause all there is to eat 

Is fourteen Christmas cakes and a bag of cranberries 

Have a happy Christmas hangover 

It's the most miserable time of the year 

Your uncle's in the bathroom and granny's on the sofa 

And you start to wish that they'd just disappear 

You ate too many liquor-filled chocolates 

Got no money left in your pockets 

But at least you got lots of 

Ugly sweaters and bow ties and socks 

(And twenty-two calenders!) 

You're skin is pale and pasty, your energy is spent 

Along with all the money you need to pay the rent 

The children are all crying ''cause they've broken all their toys 

Is this misery worth one day of joy? 

Have a happy Christmas hangover 

It's the most miserable time of the year 

Your uncle has passed out on granny on the sofa 

And you start to wish that you could disappear 

And you start to wish that you cold disappear