Celine Dion Lyrics - Arrogant Worms

I think I've got a crush on Celine Dion 

The way she beats her chest when she sings a love song 

There's something about her makes me want to feed her 

And I'd love to be Mister Celine Dion 

She'll sing a song in English, and she'll sing en francais 

Both the songs will suck, but I love her anyway 

She's full of emotion, I'm full of devotion 

For Celine and I'll be hers someday 

Oh Celine Dion, you soft-rock my world 

Won't you please be mine Celine 

I would do anything, if you'd be my girl 

Oh, be my girl Celine 

I sent you cards and letters, but you don't respond 

You play hard to get, but my heart goes on and on (and on and on, etc...) 

I just wanna say, je aimerez 

And I can see your house from my van 

Oh Celine Dion, you soft-rock my world 

Won't you please be mine Celine 

I would do anything, if you'd be my girl 

Oh, be my girl Celine 

Celine Celine 

Her skin's so soft and clean 

Just like porcelain 

I wish she'd slather me 

With a tub of Vaseline 

(That was a little creepy) I'm sorry, Celine 

Celine Celine 

Celine Dion