Carrot Juice Is Murder Lyrics - Arrogant Worms

Listen up brothers and sisters, come hear my desperate tale 

I speak of our friends of nature, trapped in the dirt like a jail 

Vegetables live in oppression, served on our tables each night 

The killing of veggies is madness, I say we take up the fight 

Salads are only for murderers, coleslaw's a fascist regime 

Don't think that they don't have feelings, just 'cause a radish can't 

scream 

CHORUS 

I've heard the screams of the vegetables (scream scream 

scream) 

Watching their skins being peeled (Having their insides 

revealed) 

Grated and steamed with no mercy (burning off calories) 

How do you think that feels (bet it hurts really bad) 

Carrot Juice constitutes murder (and that's a real crime) 

Greenhouses prisons for slaves (let my vegetables grow) 

It's time to stop all this gardening (it's as dirty as hell) 

Let's call a spade a spade (is a spade is a spade...) 

I saw a man eating celery, so I beat him black and blue 

If he ever touches a sprout again, I'll bite him clean in two 

I'm a political prisoner trapped in a windowless cage 

'cause I stopped the slaughter of turnips by killing five men in a 

rage 

I told the judge when he sentenced me, this is my finest hour 

I'd kill those farmers again just to save one more cauliflower 

CHORUS 

How low as people do we dare to stoop 

Making young broccolis bleed in the soup 

Untie your beans, uncage your tomatoes, let potted plants free 

Don't mash that potato 

I've heard the screams of the vegetables (scream scream 

scream) 

Watching their skins being peeled (fates in the stir fry are 

sealed)