Car Full Of Pain Lyrics - Arrogant Worms

I bought me an auto, an '81 Ford Escort Wagon 

Now the fan it be broke and the tail-pipe it be draggin' 

I feel like a schlemiel, my mechanic's fit for hangin' 

I got to go to Rust Check , 'bout the price I'll be hagglin' 

I can't drive it home because the muffler it be saggin' 

Got a car full of pain 

Satan's is my engine, Beelzebub's in my trunk 

Mephistopheles' at the wheel because I'm too gosh darn drunk 

Baal's my passenger and Lucifer's beside him 

A demon's in the coolant, I got bats in the transmission 

This Escort needs an exorcism, Pan is to blame 

Got a car full of pain 

I put a tiger in my tank, I let a champ spark my gas 

Now I got's a demon in the hood, a pain in the ass 

I think the seats are broken (Oh, no) 

Okay play us some blues on that harp 

Blind Lemon Trevor! 

[Insert Trevor's cool harmonica solo here] 

Please, please mister, take your blessed wrench 

Cast out this demon horde and replace the brimstone stench 

With the smell of gasoline, a heavenly muffled roar 

I'll worship you oh Speedy man, Mister Goodwrench even more 

Let it run, let it run, let it run, oh God, let it run 

And now it purrs just like a kitten, it roars just like a lion (Roar!? What?) 

I purrs just like a temple golden carved by the Mayans 

Here comes the mechanic, oh no, how much? 

Four hundred bucks, you piece of slime, you smell and you suck 

Your father was a jackal, your mom's his sister's bitch 

Got a car full of pain 

Yeah I got a car full of pain 

I got a car full of pain 

I got a car full of pain 

Got a car full of pain 

I got a car full of pain 

I got a car full of pain 

Car full of, car full of, car full of pain 

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