Canada Sucks Lyrics - Arrogant Worms

I hate the Sky Dome and the CN tower too 

I hate Nathan Phillips square and the Ontario zoo 

The rents too high 

The airs unclean 

The beaches are dirty and the people are mean 

And the women are big and the men are dumb 

And the children are loopy because they live in a slump 

The water is polluted and the mayors a dork 

They dress real bad and they think their New York 

In to-ron-to-o, On-ta-ri-o-o 

[You know what actually I think I pretty much hate all of Ontario 

Oh yah me 2] 

I hate Thunder Bay and Ottawa 

Kitchener, Windsor and Oshawa 

London sucks and the great lakes suck 

And Sarnia Sucks and turkey point sucks 

I took a trip to Ontario to visit Brian Mulroney 

He beat me up and he stole my pants and he put me in a tree 

I went to see the maple leafs and got hit in the head with a puck and I dont even know how they did it, I mean I was playing the organ. 

Ontariooooooooo, sucks! 

Yep actually you know now that I really think about it, I think I pretty much hate every gosh darn province and territory in our country. 

Well except for Alberta, oh yah I love Alberta, pretty nice 

Lots of cows, trees, rocks, dirt. moo moo moo 

But 

I hate Newfoundland because they talk so weird 

And Prince Edward Island is too small 

Nova Scotia is dumb because its the name of a bank 

New Brunswick doesnt have a good mall 

Quebec is revolting and it makes me mad 

Ontario sucks, Ontario sucks. 

Manitobas population density is 1.9 people per square kilometer isnt that stupid 

Saskatchewan is boring and the people are old 

And as for the territories, their too cold! 

And the only really good thing about the province of British Columbia is that its right next to us 

Because Albertaaa doesnt suck, but Calgary doessssss.