Billy, The Themepark Shark Lyrics - Arrogant Worms

I'm a shark, I'm a shark, 

A killer of the ocean, 

I'm a shark, I'm a shark, 

And silently I strike. 

I'm a shark, I'm a shark, 

I'm dumber than a tree, 

I only have three thoughts and they are: eat, swim, ...eat. 

(He's a shark, he's a shark,) 

I was swimming in the ocean, 

(He's a shark, he's a shark,) 

I got picked up by a boat. 

A team of lonely fishermen sold me to a park, 

And now my name is Billy, I'm a Theme Park Shark. 

Billy, the themepark shark, 

Performing tricks for tourists that have payed five bucks a head. 

Billy, the themepark shark, 

He looks just like a killer, but he's too well-fed. 

The sight of blood once put me in a frenzy, 

Now it means that it's time to clean the pool... 

I'm a shark, I'm a shark, 

I'm swimming in a pool, 

I'm a shark, I'm a shark, 

I don't have to fight for food, 

I get three meals a day, and some extra on the weekend 

And I'm the only shark I know who has a dental plan. 

Who has a dental plan. 

(He's a shark, he's a shark,) 

And I'm a big attraction. 

(He's a shark, he's a shark,) 

They love to watch me jump, 

I've been the star for years and I've never been for sale, 

At least until the owners think they need a killer whale. 

Billy, the themepark shark, 

Jumping out football nets suspended overhead, 

Billy, the themepark shark, 

He looks just like a killer, but he's too well-fed. 

I'm a shark, I'm a shark, 

But I'm not in my natural habitat, 

He's fat and old and lazy, 

But I'm happy you're here. 

I really hope these activists don't free Billy, 

'cause out there in the wild, I'd be dead. 

The sight of bloodworms put him in a feeding frenzy, 

Now it means that it's time to clean the pool. 

Billy, the themepark shark 

Performing tricks for tourists that have payed five bucks a head, 

Billy, the themepark shark, 

He looks just like a killer, in the wild, he'd be dead. 

Oh, Billy, (Billy) Billy, (Billy) 

The number one attraction of an aqua petting zoo. 

Billy, (Billy) Billy, (Billy) 

The poster fish of tourism Iowa!