Big Fat Road Manager Lyrics - Arrogant Worms

Every rock band has this guy 

Not many people really know why 

He's got a cell phone and a backstage pass 

He's got a big gut and a big fat ass 

He's a big fat road manager 

Big fat road manager 

Big fat road manager 

Big fat road manager 

He plugs in guitars and microphone jacks (Big fat road manager) 

He makes sure the system won't feed back (Big fat road manager) 

He yells "check one" 'til his face turns blue (Big fat road manager) 

Don't you wish he could count to two? 

He's a big fat road manager 

Big fat road manager 

Big fat road manager 

Big fat road manager 

The contract says there's beer for free (Big fat road manager) 

A bottle for you and a case for me (Big fat road manager) 

I'll make sure you've a place to stay (Big fat road manager) 

Then I'll eat your deli tray 

He's a big fat road manager 

Big fat road manager 

Big fat road manager 

Big fat road manager 

You may wonder 

Why the road manager's so wide 

He's the one who blocks the door 

When the tax collecter comes by 

The tour hits the road, he spends his day (Big fat road manager) 

At an all-you-can-eat buffet (Big fat road manager) 

But if he can come to terms (Big fat road manager) 

He will manage the Arrogant Worms 

He's a big fat road manager 

Big fat road manager 

Big fat road manager 

Big fat road manager 

Big fat road manager 

Big fat road manager 

Big fat road manager 

Big fat road manager 

Big fat road manager 

Big fat road manager 

Big fat road manager 

Big fat road manager 

Big fat road manager 

Big fat road manager 

Is this thing on?