A Night On Dildo Lyrics - Arrogant Worms

Umm, so this is a song about Newfoundland and we wrote it about the place names and all you have to know is that all the place names in this song are real place names that we found in an atlas, 'cause we can read! 

Yeah, we can read! 

Yeah, literacy! 

Oh Newfoundland, oh Newfoundland, ya island in the sea 

I love you oh so very much, I joined the Ministry 

To show you people 'round the rock when tourist season's here 

Although in my opinion it' s a gem throughout the year 

Well if you're one for swimming, don't think it's outta reach 

You can go and take a dip along Groswater Beach 

I know the name's misleading, that's quite a problem here 

Instead let's go to Goobies and have ourselves a beer 

From Woody Point to Come-By-Chance to good ol' Ferryland 

Come take a look at Gander, Blackhead's mighty grand 

Don't let the names deceive you, Newfoundland's mighty fine 

So spend a night on Dildo if you think you've got the time 

Well you can go to Blow-Me-Down before it get's to dark (GASP) 

Oh sorry ma'am, I should have said, that's our provincial park 

There's also Whippet Harbour, or maybe Butter Pot 

Or maybe I'll just hit the pub I'm feeling like a shot 

Well you can sail on Quidi Vidi, or look at Joe Batt's Arm 

There's Placentia and there's Cow Head (MOOO!), they're so full of charm 

Get married down in Kilbride, have a party in Hate Bay 

Or have some screech in Fogo and forget about the day 

From Woody Point to Come-By-Chance to good ol' Ferryland 

Come take a look at Gander, Blackhead's mighty grand 

Don't let the names deceive you, Newfoundland's mighty fine 

So spend a night on Dildo if you think you've got the time 

Okay, the Drinkin' Verse 

*sing drunkenly here* 

From Woody Point to Come-By-Chance to good ol' Ferryland 

Come take a look at Gander, Blackhead's mighty grand 

Don't let the names deceive you, Newfoundland's mighty fine 

So spend a night on Dildo if you think you've got the time 

So spend a night on Dildo if you think you've got the time 

So spend a night on Dildo if you think you've got the time 

COD! 

Special thanks to Fiona Younger for the spelling of some placenames.