A Manly Song Lyrics - Arrogant Worms

A manly song a manly song I like to sing a manly song 

My manly friends all sing along as we sing our manly song 

I am a manly man who lives a manly life 

In my manly house with my manly wife 

And two manly children 

And a manly guinea pig 

My cell phone's very small and my TV's really big. 

A manly song a manly song I like to sing a manly song 

My manly friends all sing along as we sing our manly song 

I was driving like a man when my tire blew off the hub 

So I grabbed my cellphone manfully and called the auto club 

I stood there like a man until they came along 

And as she changed my tire I sang a manly song. 

A manly song a manly song I like to sing a manly song 

My manly friends all sing along as we sing our manly song 

Then we say hey we say hey 

it's fun to say hey hey, hey 

in a manly way. 

How I long for the days when a man was a man 

When belching was a sport and chest hair wasn't banned 

When we would all get manicures and eat manatee stew 

When little's all we did and nothing's all we knew. 

A manly song a manly song I like to sing a manly song 

My manly friends all sing along 

Long, long, long 

As we sing our manly song.