A Man Has Needs Lyrics - Arrogant Worms

Baby I wanna tell you all my hopes and dreams and fears 

But I'm watching television, could you get me another beer 

There's wrestling and pro football on, I hope you understand 

I must watch it all for I am a man 

And a man has needs 

And a man has desires 

Eternal fires that burn, burn, burn 

And a man he bleeds 

And a man he perspires 

'Til the stains show on his shirt 

I missed our anniverary and the birth of our son 

It was beyond my control, my team was on a playoff run 

Oh baby, baby, baby, you mean everything to me 

But could you move your butt, you're blocking the TV? 

And a man has needs 

And a man has desires 

Eternal fires that burn, burn, burn 

And a man he bleeds 

And a man he does tire 

Gets sleepy and naps on the couch 

Oh baby, oh honey, oh darling, oh pudding, what are you doing with that suitcase? Leaving me? What do you mean we don't communicate? We're talking all the time. We're talk about-- Ooh! Monster trucks! That little Volkswagon ain't got no chance against The Cowcrusher! C'mon Cowcrusher, crush that little Volks-- you're gone. I hope she left me one of them pudding pops. They're tasty. 

And a man has needs 

And a man has desires 

Eternal fires that burn, burn, burn 

And a man he bleeds 

And he shops at Canadian Tire 

And he always keeps his coupons 

And a man has needs 

And a man has desires 

Eternal fires that burn, burn, burn 

And a man he bleeds 

And a man he expires 

And he cried when Wayne Gretzky retired