I Love Everyone Lyrics - Singles - Army Of Freshmen

woah, oh, oh 

woah, oh, oh, oh, oh 

I used to be an altar boy 

and every Sunday I'd go to church 

and I'd get beat up by a kid named Corey Shields 

and I swore some day I'd kill him 

break in his house and kill his mom 

his cat, his dad, his dog 

but I'm over that now, I'm mature 

if the bombs fall, I'll catch them 

I love everyone 

if the bombs fall, I'll catch them 

I love everyone 

there's a record store called Salzers 

I applied there twice for a part time job 

and each time that I did, well they turned me down 

and I swore some day I'd go back, burn it down 

and watch all the arrogant clerks run around on fire 

but I'm over that now, it's the new me 

if the bombs fall, I'll catch them 

I love everyone 

if the bombs fall, I'll catch them 

I love everyone 

woah, oh, oh 

woah, oh, oh 

SOMEDAY THE SKY WILL OPEN! 

all these vengeful fantasies couldn't possibly be true 

but these are desperate times, I'm a desperate man 

and I'll see you on the news 

if the bombs fall, I'll catch them 

I love everyone 

if the bombs fall, I'll catch them 

I love everyone 

woah, oh, oh 

woah, oh, oh 

I love everyone